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McCain To Suspend Campaign In Order to Rescue Campaign Opinions You Should Have (Weblog) 19:51 13-Oct-08

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Nobel Prize For Economics Chase me ladies, I'm in the cavalry (Weblog) 16:59 13-Oct-08

Somalia. Yodelling Llama (Satire) 16:16 13-Oct-08

McCain Campaign Announces New Public Perception Unconfirmed Sources (Satire) 15:22 13-Oct-08

Tony Blair in Shock Return to Government as Witchfinder General The Sleaze (Satire) 14:03 13-Oct-08

GOVERNMENT TO BAN FREE SEX www.thedailymash.co.uk 09:38 13-Oct-08

 

TOMATO KETCHUP NOT A MAIN COURSE, SAY DOCS www.thedailymash.co.uk 09:38 13-Oct-08

NINETY-NINE PERCENT HAVE FUCK ALL ANYWAY www.thedailymash.co.uk 08:34 13-Oct-08

Dungeon Master, Josef Fritzl, reveals tryst with Michelle Obama! The Spoof (Satire) 07:11 13-Oct-08

China hutch. Yodelling Llama (Satire) 04:03 13-Oct-08

Irish SAS in shock Dublin raid DeadBrain (Satire) 01:17 13-Oct-08

 

EIDOS to launch football hooligan game DeadBrain (Satire) 01:17 13-Oct-08

Evangelicals threaten schism over gays, pigeons, mildew DeadBrain (Satire) 01:17 13-Oct-08

Dubya's Week: The Enormous Singing Tex Ritter Statue With Revolving Restaurant DeadBrain (Satire) 01:17 13-Oct-08

Africa arrives in London after Madonna adoption DeadBrain (Satire) 01:17 13-Oct-08

Ming Campbell quits after long health battle DeadBrain (Satire) 01:17 13-Oct-08

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The Somali Pirates: "The Ransom Deadline Is Monday Oct. 13" The Spoof (Satire) 22:11 12-Oct-08

Parsley. Yodelling Llama (Satire) 19:33 12-Oct-08

Hope. Yodelling Llama (Satire) 18:23 12-Oct-08

Hannah Montana star Miley Cyrus says Vanity Fair pic was 'one dumb decision,' has now... The Spoof (Satire) 16:08 12-Oct-08

X Factor Cheryl Cole To Quit Show After Husband's Wembley Booing The Spoof (Satire) 16:08 12-Oct-08

 

John Terry Forced To Retire Through Injury - Claim The Spoof (Satire) 13:43 12-Oct-08

Palin Admits to Affair; Bigfoot Confirms The Spoof (Satire) 13:12 12-Oct-08

West Ham In The Shit The Spoof (Satire) 13:12 12-Oct-08

The 2008 Canadian Lingerie Football League The Spoof (Satire) 13:12 12-Oct-08

Panicked Obama to ACORN: We've Got to Have this Election Tomorrow! The Spoof (Satire) 13:12 12-Oct-08

 

Obama, Well Hung According To Wife Michelle, While She Be'littles' McCain The Spoof (Satire) 13:12 12-Oct-08

Breast feeding photos of Angelina Jolie surface. Brad's behind the camera! The Spoof (Satire) 13:12 12-Oct-08

My Gay Affair with Obama The Spoof (Satire) 13:12 12-Oct-08

Fitness and Nutrition Experts Don't Live Longer Than Anyone Else, According to Study Unconfirmed Sources (Satire) 23:56 11-Oct-08

California Proposition 8 : Creepy Polygamists join fight against Gay Marriage Unconfirmed Sources (Satire) 23:46 11-Oct-08

 

McCain Investigated by Ripley's Believe it or Not for claim He impregnated Palin's pregnant Daughter... The Spoof (Satire) 22:05 11-Oct-08

Sarah Palin takes off her gloves and promises 'wimpy' Obama a good old-fashioned ass kicking The Spoof (Satire) 22:05 11-Oct-08

Bill O'Reilly Still Yelling at Barney Frank The Spoof (Satire) 22:05 11-Oct-08

Sarah Palin reads Playgirl Magazine! "Only for the articles, doggone it," says Palin The Spoof (Satire) 22:05 11-Oct-08

Johnny Depp Takes on Role in Pirates of Somalia The Spoof (Satire) 22:05 11-Oct-08

 

Barack Obama sex doll found in Dungeon Master's home. The Spoof (Satire) 22:05 11-Oct-08

Wayne Rooney And David Beckham Involved In War Of Words Over 'Lucky Underpants' The Spoof (Satire) 22:05 11-Oct-08

Emma Watson does all she can to get a Dick inside The Spoof (Satire) 22:05 11-Oct-08

Double feature. Yodelling Llama (Satire) 20:24 11-Oct-08

William Ayers: It's Time We All Come Clean Unconfirmed Sources (Satire) 14:43 11-Oct-08

 

Breaking: Sarah Palin Arrested - Candidate to face Ethics charges in "Trooper Gate" Unconfirmed Sources (Satire) 07:33 11-Oct-08

California Proposition 8 "Marriage Protection Act" to Ban Sexy Young Secretaries and 60 inch LCDs Unconfirmed Sources (Satire) 07:02 11-Oct-08

Sarah Palin Field Dresses Deer During Rally : McCain Supporters Riot Unconfirmed Sources (Satire) 05:29 11-Oct-08

Martha Stewart Crashes Howard Stern's Wedding The Spoof (Satire) 01:05 11-Oct-08

Grammar Cop: See Me After Class Banterist 15:15 10-Oct-08

 

BROWN THINKS HE IS THE FONZ www.thedailymash.co.uk 10:40 10-Oct-08

BEBO ASSUMES ALIENS ARE AS SHALLOW AND SELF-ABSORBED AS HUMANS www.thedailymash.co.uk 09:36 10-Oct-08

COUNCILS INVESTED £1BN IN TINY VOLCANO SURROUNDED BY FISH www.thedailymash.co.uk 09:36 10-Oct-08

Anywhere I Lay My Head. Yodelling Llama (Satire) 05:21 10-Oct-08

75% of Mammals Not in Danger of Extinction, According to EPA Unconfirmed Sources (Satire) 03:58 10-Oct-08

 

Olympic Doping Scandal Jolts Fans The Spoof (Satire) 01:07 10-Oct-08

Iceland Bankrupt The Spoof (Satire) 01:07 10-Oct-08

Government Seeks To Reassure Nation The Spine -- News With Added Backbone (Satire) 00:32 10-Oct-08

Hefner Dumps Girlfriend, Scouts New Prospects at Band Camp The Spoof (Satire) 22:09 9-Oct-08

A Real Nut Case: Obama and Acorn Represent "Authoritarian Socialism" The Spoof (Satire) 19:09 9-Oct-08

 

Sarah Palin's Dream - To Move The Washington Redskins To Alaska The Spoof (Satire) 16:03 9-Oct-08

World's Tallest Building Is Now In India The Spoof (Satire) 16:03 9-Oct-08

High School Musical 3: The Film Is Shit The Spoof (Satire) 14:37 9-Oct-08

SCHOOLS TOLD TO WATCH OUT FOR EXPLODING FIVE YEAR-OLDS www.thedailymash.co.uk 09:38 9-Oct-08