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Attorney General Mukasey, faints. The last casualty of Bush administration? Unconfirmed Sources (Satire) 19:19

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California Fires: Arnold Schwarzenegger To Put Them Out The Spoof (Satire) 15:10

Mystery solved: Why is Obama's anus white? The Spoof (Satire) 15:10

Lingerie Chain Signs Sarah Palin To A $50 Million Modeling Contract The Spoof (Satire) 15:10

Larry King Talks To Sean 'Diddy' Combs' - The New Secretary of Defense The Spoof (Satire) 15:10

Hitler's grandson called up to German football squad The Spoof (Satire) 15:10

 

Hillary quizzed about Bill's financial links to Russian Polonium-210 hit squad The Spoof (Satire) 15:10

Madonna and Guy in Refridgerator Scandal! The Spoof (Satire) 15:10

Obama Was All Set For Planet Of The Apes The Spoof (Satire) 15:10

Gay Billions Collected to Buy Utah! The Spoof (Satire) 15:10

Juan For The Money The Spoof (Satire) 15:10

 

Fabio Capello Withdraws From England Squad The Spoof (Satire) 15:10

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I'M A CELEBRITY TO DROP BUSHTUCKER CHALLENGE AND JUST GO WITH THE TITTIES www.thedailymash.co.uk 10:25

ECCLESTONE WIFE TO BUY TWO MIDGETS www.thedailymash.co.uk 09:19

END OF US POWER WILL NOT AFFECT ITS TELEVISION PROGRAMMES, SAY EXPERTS www.thedailymash.co.uk 08:27

President-elect Barack Obama urges bailout of horse and buggy industry Unconfirmed Sources (Satire) 05:24

Avatars Divorce after Discovering Human Creator Having Affair The Spoof (Satire) 00:13

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Fighting Irish Helmet Inspires Nancy Grace's Hairstyle The Spoof (Satire) 13:47 20-Nov-08

Obama to swear oath on Koran The Spoof (Satire) 13:47 20-Nov-08

Children In Need Hit By Credit Crunch The Spoof (Satire) 13:47 20-Nov-08

Hilary Duff's up Miley Cyrus, High School Musical cast live in fear! The Spoof (Satire) 13:47 20-Nov-08

Stephen Fry in America The Spoof (Satire) 13:47 20-Nov-08

 

Secret Service Code Names: Sarah Palin - "McNuggets" The Spoof (Satire) 13:47 20-Nov-08

Burnley Fan Threw Coin At Didier Drogba For Children In Need The Spoof (Satire) 13:47 20-Nov-08

Harry Redknapp Faces Further Police Investigation The Spoof (Satire) 13:47 20-Nov-08

Sarah Palin has a Superfluous 3rd Nipple - that talks to her The Spoof (Satire) 13:47 20-Nov-08

IS IT TIME TO USE STEM CELLS FOR PRACTICAL JOKES? www.thedailymash.co.uk 10:19 20-Nov-08

 

BRITAIN NOW THE DRUNK WOMAN AT A PARTY www.thedailymash.co.uk 09:17 20-Nov-08

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16yr old Condy Rice Nude Pics On Internet The Spoof (Satire) 21:13 19-Nov-08

Astronaut Loses Handbag in Space Unconfirmed Sources (Satire) 19:25 19-Nov-08

Hillary Clinton Wins By Losing Unconfirmed Sources (Satire) 15:36 19-Nov-08

Howard Stern sends Obama a 'sex toy' for winning the White House! The Spoof (Satire) 11:01 19-Nov-08

Pope Benedict Has Aids Says Vatican The Spoof (Satire) 11:01 19-Nov-08

 

Woman with World's Biggest Tits hurt in jump-rope 'Double Dutch' dare! The Spoof (Satire) 11:01 19-Nov-08

Australian Resort Plans 'Anything Goes' Nude Party to Combat Recession Blues The Spoof (Satire) 11:01 19-Nov-08

Angelina Jolie in Incontinence Shocker! The Spoof (Satire) 11:01 19-Nov-08

BEATLES MADE AWFUL CRAP BEFORE YOKO, REVEALS McCARTNEY www.thedailymash.co.uk 09:27 19-Nov-08

BNP NOT JUST POLICEMEN, REVEALS SECRET LIST www.thedailymash.co.uk 09:27 19-Nov-08

 

House buying. Yodelling Llama (Satire) 04:57 19-Nov-08

Universe on Verge of Collapse; God Declares Bankruptcy Unconfirmed Sources (Satire) 21:19 18-Nov-08

ONE WOMAN'S WEEK: ONE GIANT LEAP FOR CHERYL www.thedailymash.co.uk 12:26 18-Nov-08

VENTURE CAPITALISTS INVEST IN SOMALI PIRATES www.thedailymash.co.uk 10:16 18-Nov-08

BBC CAPTURES RARE FOOTAGE OF FIONA BRUCE HAVING A SHIT www.thedailymash.co.uk 09:17 18-Nov-08

 

SACKED CITIGROUP WORKERS BOUGHT BY FINDUS www.thedailymash.co.uk 08:18 18-Nov-08

Fun with top level domains. Yodelling Llama (Satire) 02:38 18-Nov-08

Senator Shelby Sponsors "Buy Foreign Cars For America" Bill Unconfirmed Sources (Satire) 00:59 18-Nov-08

Zac Efron is a Breast Man The Spoof (Satire) 21:11 17-Nov-08

My Gun is Long The Sleaze (Satire) 14:05 17-Nov-08

 

New dictionary for the hard of thinking The Spoof (Satire) 13:26 17-Nov-08

Mormons Knock, Knock, Knockin' on Heaven's Door The Spoof (Satire) 13:26 17-Nov-08

Obama Hires "Joe the Plumber" to Fix White House Leaks! The Spoof (Satire) 13:26 17-Nov-08

Dictionaries to redefine the word 'terrorist' The Spoof (Satire) 13:26 17-Nov-08

Obama Rescues NASCAR: Gore Named Car Czar After Big 3 Fail! The Spoof (Satire) 13:26 17-Nov-08

 

CHARLES TO USE THRONE AS BULLSHIT TRANSMITTER www.thedailymash.co.uk 11:20 17-Nov-08

SINGLE PEOPLE WHO DON'T WORK PARTICULARLY HARD DEMAND TAX CUTS www.thedailymash.co.uk 10:17 17-Nov-08

POUND FABULOUS www.thedailymash.co.uk 09:14 17-Nov-08

SBS in Afghanistan DeadBrain (Satire) 01:13 17-Nov-08

Saddam says inspectors may try to inspect weapons DeadBrain (Satire) 01:13 17-Nov-08

 

Alien invasion alert in central London - abductions feared DeadBrain (Satire) 01:13 17-Nov-08

Boris Johnson sacked for failing to properly declare affair DeadBrain (Satire) 01:13 17-Nov-08