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Chevron's General Jones warned of Mumbai UFO 'rising from the sea' The Spoof (Satire) 00:12
Five Haikus About People and Their Frickin' BlackBerrys Banterist 15:54 4-Dec-08
Hillary Doesn't Want To Be Obama's Emissary to Somali Pirates The Spoof (Satire) 15:11 4-Dec-08
BRITAIN TO TAKE TWO YEARS OFF www.thedailymash.co.uk 10:31 4-Dec-08
100 NATIONS AGREE TO KILL PEOPLE DIFFERENTLY www.thedailymash.co.uk 10:31 4-Dec-08
NO-ONE ENTIRELY SURE WHAT SPEAKER SAID www.thedailymash.co.uk 08:37 4-Dec-08
In support of doing nothing. Yodelling Llama (Satire) 03:23 4-Dec-08
Ben Bernanke admits to being influenced by sim video games Unconfirmed Sources (Satire) 02:54 4-Dec-08
Ronaldo Saves Face The Spoof (Satire) 02:26 4-Dec-08
I'm a Celebrity Latest The Spoof (Satire) 18:05 3-Dec-08
Brainy fans storm the BBC as the 'Eggheads' haughty C.J is replaced by born-to-be bullied... The Spoof (Satire) 18:05 3-Dec-08
The Ultimate Spoof: French Claim They Need "Bigger" Condoms To House Their Short Range Missiles! The Spoof (Satire) 16:42 3-Dec-08
Tina Fey to Play Barack Obama on SNL The Spoof (Satire) 16:42 3-Dec-08
Give me time to realise my crimes, says Boy George in court! The Spoof (Satire) 16:42 3-Dec-08
Fruity Cell-phone Manufacturer Settles Radiation Lawsuit with Blueberries The Spoof (Satire) 16:42 3-Dec-08
C. J. de Mooi Exclusive The Spoof (Satire) 16:42 3-Dec-08
The Old Brown Sofa The Spine -- News With Added Backbone (Satire) 16:32 3-Dec-08
BENEFIT CHEATS VERY GOOD AT LYING, WARN EXPERTS www.thedailymash.co.uk 09:29 3-Dec-08
NATIONALISED BANKS TO PAY GOVERNMENT FINES WITH TAXPAYERS' MONEY www.thedailymash.co.uk 08:37 3-Dec-08
Santa's Workshop Closes Its Doors Unconfirmed Sources (Satire) 23:10 2-Dec-08
Playmobil Re-Enactments: Black Friday's Christmas Spirits Banterist 19:37 2-Dec-08
UK Economy Booms Following VAT Rate Decrease The Spoof (Satire) 18:06 2-Dec-08
Cristiano Ronaldo Defended By Sir Alex Ferguson The Spoof (Satire) 15:08 2-Dec-08
Travelogue: Syracuse, New York Unconfirmed Sources (Satire) 10:37 2-Dec-08
GOVERNMENT TO BAIL OUT PATHETIC LAPLAND THEME PARK www.thedailymash.co.uk 10:26 2-Dec-08
FREE SEX MARGINALLY BETTER THAN PIZZA HUT www.thedailymash.co.uk 09:34 2-Dec-08
ISRAEL AND PALESTINE SIGN PEACE DEAL TO PREVENT CLINTON VISIT www.thedailymash.co.uk 08:33 2-Dec-08
Gordon Brown Releases Concert Movie The Spine -- News With Added Backbone (Satire) 07:29 2-Dec-08
Freedom of speech. Yodelling Llama (Satire) 03:19 2-Dec-08
Adult film star humiliated by sex tape scandal The Spoof (Satire) 00:03 2-Dec-08
County Council blames school teachers for closure of airport The Spoof (Satire) 00:03 2-Dec-08
Bill Clinton: Obama's Next Ambassador to Somalia The Spoof (Satire) 00:03 2-Dec-08
Scolari Rates His Chances Of Staying At Chelsea No Better Than 1 In 4 The Spoof (Satire) 00:03 2-Dec-08
BCS Software Revises Alabama Football History The Spoof (Satire) 00:03 2-Dec-08
Lori Drew fired from Unconfirmed Sources Unconfirmed Sources (Satire) 20:43 1-Dec-08
75% of MySpace Users to be Arrested Unconfirmed Sources (Satire) 18:33 1-Dec-08
Russell Brand To Star In His Own U.S. Reality Show The Spoof (Satire) 15:12 1-Dec-08
Teenage Prankster Responsible for World Financial Crisis The Spoof (Satire) 15:12 1-Dec-08
Science Admits Evolution Theory Wrong The Spoof (Satire) 15:12 1-Dec-08
Chelsea: Poor Home Form Continues The Spoof (Satire) 15:12 1-Dec-08
Leeds United Almost Beat Histon Of The Blue Square Premier League The Spoof (Satire) 15:12 1-Dec-08
Gay Nazis Must Die! The Sleaze (Satire) 13:51 1-Dec-08
In North Korea’s Happy Bomb Town an Impoverished People are All Smiles Lying Dog News 13:16 1-Dec-08
Gordan Ramsay Caught Cheating The Spoof (Satire) 12:11 1-Dec-08
MY BIG GAP YEAR www.thedailymash.co.uk 11:35 1-Dec-08
ANTI-AGEING CREAMS ARE 98% BULLSHIT, SAY SCIENTISTS www.thedailymash.co.uk 10:33 1-Dec-08
Home Secretary Gets To Bottom of Parliamentary Dirt The Spine -- News With Added Backbone (Satire) 09:06 1-Dec-08
POLICE KICK HELL OUT OF DAVID CAMERON www.thedailymash.co.uk 08:30 1-Dec-08
Half marathon. Yodelling Llama (Satire) 01:53 1-Dec-08
Railtrack Revealed DeadBrain (Satire) 01:18 1-Dec-08
Fire brigade to go to Iraq DeadBrain (Satire) 01:18 1-Dec-08
Sun to launch broadsheet edition DeadBrain (Satire) 01:18 1-Dec-08
Blunkett: Alien lizards want me gone DeadBrain (Satire) 01:18 1-Dec-08
Cameron "goes Hip-Hop" in last-ditch popularity bid DeadBrain (Satire) 01:18 1-Dec-08
Damian Green Latest: Brown Pressured To Issue Denial The Spine -- News With Added Backbone (Satire) 15:09 30-Nov-08
Congress to fix economic crisis by outlawing poverty Unconfirmed Sources (Satire) 11:53 30-Nov-08
Ben Bernanke and Henry Paulson: $20 trillion more or NorthCom will nuke a city Unconfirmed Sources (Satire) 10:02 30-Nov-08
Curse of competence. Yodelling Llama (Satire) 03:03 30-Nov-08
'Dentist-to-the-Stars' says, Selena Gomez has "Bad Breasts!" The Spoof (Satire) 00:08 30-Nov-08
Body of Woman Found; Police Don't Care Unconfirmed Sources (Satire) 23:24 29-Nov-08
BRITAIN TO TAKE TWO YEARS OFFwww.thedailymash.co.uk 10:31 4-Dec-08
NO-ONE ENTIRELY SURE WHAT SPEAKER SAIDwww.thedailymash.co.uk 08:37 4-Dec-08
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I'm a Celebrity LatestThe Spoof (Satire) 18:05 3-Dec-08
Tina Fey to Play Barack Obama on SNLThe Spoof (Satire) 16:42 3-Dec-08
C. J. de Mooi ExclusiveThe Spoof (Satire) 16:42 3-Dec-08
The Old Brown SofaThe Spine -- News With Added Backbone (Satire) 16:32 3-Dec-08
BENEFIT CHEATS VERY GOOD AT LYING, WARN EXPERTSwww.thedailymash.co.uk 09:29 3-Dec-08
NATIONALISED BANKS TO PAY GOVERNMENT FINES WITH TAXPAYERS' MONEYwww.thedailymash.co.uk 08:37 3-Dec-08
