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Boris Johnson and Abi Titmuss to host holiday show The Spoof (Satire) 12:11

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FAMOUS PEOPLE TO SPEND ALL DAY HUMPING GOATS www.thedailymash.co.uk 10:37

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ANAL WARTS TAKE POLL LEAD OVER BROWN www.thedailymash.co.uk 09:32

I blame the drunks Bush says The Spoof (Satire) 09:10

Bishop's conference off to a showbiz start this morning The Spoof (Satire) 09:10

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Danish Pastries and the Dutch Chicken Supremo The Spoof (Satire) 06:04

Miley Cyrus Sells Herself; Clothes Unconfirmed Sources (Satire) 04:59

Proposed changes to the law. Yodelling Llama (Satire) 01:59

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Radovan Karadzic Found The Spoof (Satire) 21:07 24-Jul-08

Senior Citizen Birthrate Soars The Spoof (Satire) 21:07 24-Jul-08

Roy Jones Will Now Fight Roy Jones Says Calzaghe The Spoof (Satire) 21:07 24-Jul-08

Abu "Hook" Hamza's simple request causes mayhem The Spoof (Satire) 21:07 24-Jul-08

Missing Canoeists Wife Convicted Of Setting Womble Traps The Spoof (Satire) 18:09 24-Jul-08

 

Reverend Jesse Jackson Inadvertently 'Spawns' 2 New Flavors Of Ice Cream Generating Global Marketplace Fever! The Spoof (Satire) 15:12 24-Jul-08

Americans Rush To Buy Hurricane Dolly The Spoof (Satire) 15:12 24-Jul-08

Gay Snooker Player Refuses 'Easy Brown' For 'Loose Pink' The Spoof (Satire) 15:12 24-Jul-08

Marley Davidson announces new bikes for 2009 and 2010 The Spoof (Satire) 12:07 24-Jul-08

George Bush enters Alcohol rehabilitation facility after strip-club binge The Spoof (Satire) 12:07 24-Jul-08

 

GUEST BLOG: LILY ALLEN www.thedailymash.co.uk 11:37 24-Jul-08

SMOKERS URGE GATES TO PRODUCE SOFTWARE THAT ACTUALLY FUCKING WORKS www.thedailymash.co.uk 09:39 24-Jul-08

Giant frog found alive! The Spoof (Satire) 09:04 24-Jul-08

WIDOWER LEAVES FORTUNE TO PERT, YOUNG WATERMELON www.thedailymash.co.uk 08:31 24-Jul-08

BRITAIN LOOKS TO NEXT GENERATION OF INSURANCE FRAUDSTERS www.thedailymash.co.uk 08:31 24-Jul-08

 

Pamela Anderson Spoofs Jessica Simpson With Lookalikes In Sex Romp Film The Spoof (Satire) 06:04 24-Jul-08

Britney Spears Former Producer Drafted In To Rediscover Singer's Lost Voice The Spoof (Satire) 06:04 24-Jul-08

Batman Movie Cursed After Two Stars Arrested In UK The Spoof (Satire) 06:04 24-Jul-08

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Radovan Karadži? aka. Papa Smurf arrested in the woods The Spoof (Satire) 21:06 23-Jul-08

'Dog the Bounty Hunter' called in on search for elusive Manuel Cunt! The Spoof (Satire) 21:06 23-Jul-08

Sir Alex Games To Go Ahead In August The Spoof (Satire) 21:06 23-Jul-08

Free Legally Blonde tickets not available The Spoof (Satire) 18:09 23-Jul-08

A Nightmare On Wall Street, Part 3: The In Denial Dream Warriors The Spoof (Satire) 18:09 23-Jul-08

 

Voter asks Gordon Brown for his money back The Spoof (Satire) 18:09 23-Jul-08

Another sign of global warming: National Hurricane Center runs out of names, seeks corporate sponsorships Unconfirmed Sources (Satire) 17:33 23-Jul-08

Archbishop of Canterbury disguise fooled the world says Karadzic The Spoof (Satire) 15:13 23-Jul-08

Iran Will Not Go To Olympic Games The Spoof (Satire) 15:13 23-Jul-08

Britney Spears Using Sex As Road To Recovery The Spoof (Satire) 15:13 23-Jul-08

 

Iraqi People Thank American and British Soldiers The Spoof (Satire) 15:13 23-Jul-08

al-Qaeda to rebrand itself as al-Arguido The Spoof (Satire) 12:09 23-Jul-08

Sir Alex Ferguson Is Just Plain Wrong About Cristiano Ronaldo The Spoof (Satire) 12:09 23-Jul-08

Patty Hearst Endorses Obama The Spoof (Satire) 12:09 23-Jul-08

Al Qaeda Celebrate Rodovan Kardzic's Arrest The Spoof (Satire) 12:09 23-Jul-08

 

ALCOHOL TO CARRY 'SHITFACED' WARNING www.thedailymash.co.uk 10:29 23-Jul-08

MILLIONAIRE ACTORS TOLD TO CHEER THE FUCK UP www.thedailymash.co.uk 09:27 23-Jul-08

New Party Formed to Promote Laziness The Spoof (Satire) 09:04 23-Jul-08

Media Paid Billions Of Dollars To Infect World With False Doom Gloom Economic Scenario The Spoof (Satire) 09:04 23-Jul-08

ANIMAL SHATTERS 100M WORLD RECORD www.thedailymash.co.uk 08:35 23-Jul-08

 

Country First! - McCain's New Presidential Campaign Slogan The Spoof (Satire) 06:09 23-Jul-08

Guliani to Sell America! The Spoof (Satire) 06:09 23-Jul-08

Final Warning From Condoleeza Rice On 08/08/08 Alien Invasion The Spoof (Satire) 06:09 23-Jul-08

Fundies and Catholic Traditionalists Protest Bush Contraception, Abortion and Euthanasia Plan! The Spoof (Satire) 06:09 23-Jul-08

They Need A Good Beating Chase me ladies, I'm in the cavalry (Weblog) 05:40 23-Jul-08

 

McCain Campaign Found Dead Unconfirmed Sources (Satire) 03:00 23-Jul-08

Laura Bush Snubs Michelle Obama on White House Tupperware Party Invite The Spoof (Satire) 21:07 22-Jul-08

Zimbabwe Money Is Getting Bigger! The Spoof (Satire) 18:13 22-Jul-08

Subliminal Messages In Spoof 'Kill Her' Stories and Headlines Denied The Spoof (Satire) 18:13 22-Jul-08

Lindsay Lohan Mom Gives Thumbs Up To "Lesbie Affair" - Says "Sam's Got Lovely Dutch... The Spoof (Satire) 18:13 22-Jul-08

 

Alien Spaceship spotted by Drunk Country Girl The Spoof (Satire) 16:51 22-Jul-08

Greg Norman To Get Married More Often The Spoof (Satire) 15:06 22-Jul-08

No One Can Be Arsed The Spoof (Satire) 15:06 22-Jul-08

Revolting Nigel The Spoof (Satire) 12:08 22-Jul-08