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Shia LaBeouf Unable to Reconcile With Estranged Sister, Sunni The Spoof (Satire) 22:10 28-Aug-08

AC/DC dilemma of two-headed demi god baby The Spoof (Satire) 22:10 28-Aug-08

NBC anchors get special permission to wield firearms during Democratic Convention Unconfirmed Sources (Satire) 21:27 28-Aug-08

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Camel Spider Man Terrorizes New Yorkers Unconfirmed Sources (Satire) 14:44 28-Aug-08

A PLATE OF CANCER PLEASE, SAYS BRITAIN www.thedailymash.co.uk 09:19 28-Aug-08

I'M SORRY DAVE, I'M AFRAID I CAN'T DO THAT, SAYS INTERNATIONAL SPACE STATION www.thedailymash.co.uk 09:19 28-Aug-08

GOVERNMENT FINALLY AGREES TO STOP PEOPLE GOING BLIND www.thedailymash.co.uk 08:16 28-Aug-08

God Bless America News from Broken Springs (Weblog) 08:07 28-Aug-08

 

Denver UFO rattles Obama amid paper's 'JFK Jr faked death' claims The Spoof (Satire) 04:07 28-Aug-08

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Amy Winehouse in Lumberjack Accident Horror The Spoof (Satire) 22:07 27-Aug-08

Manchester United Star Vidic A Keen Trainspotter The Spoof (Satire) 16:05 27-Aug-08

Obama's Text Message Alert of his choice for V.P. meant to elude John McCain's transcontinental... The Spoof (Satire) 13:10 27-Aug-08

American Idol Increases To Four Judges The Spoof (Satire) 13:10 27-Aug-08

Amy Winehouse arrested on suspicion of Singing The Spoof (Satire) 13:10 27-Aug-08

 

Hull City To Be Top On Saturday Night? The Spoof (Satire) 13:10 27-Aug-08

George Michael to Film New Police Video in Manchester The Spoof (Satire) 13:10 27-Aug-08

Michael Phelps Refuses to Endorse Viagra The Spoof (Satire) 13:10 27-Aug-08

Amy Winehouse speaks about Childhood Terror. The Spoof (Satire) 13:10 27-Aug-08

Rice For Cambodia Campaign Launched The Spoof (Satire) 13:10 27-Aug-08

 

GUEST BLOG: NOEL GALLAGHER www.thedailymash.co.uk 11:16 27-Aug-08

NUN LOVERS DEVASTATED www.thedailymash.co.uk 10:16 27-Aug-08

BANKS TO START WRITING STUFF DOWN www.thedailymash.co.uk 09:15 27-Aug-08

Wake up Broken Springs News from Broken Springs (Weblog) 08:45 27-Aug-08

BIDEN URGED TO NAME VICE PRESIDENT www.thedailymash.co.uk 08:23 27-Aug-08

 

Ryanair to charge passengers for in-flight oxygen Surreal Scoop (Satire) 07:54 27-Aug-08

John McCain Chooses Bigfoot As Running Mate The Spoof (Satire) 07:07 27-Aug-08

Missing Fox News Reporter Griff Jenkins Killed During Daring Denver Recuse Operation Unconfirmed Sources (Satire) 05:52 27-Aug-08

Rudy Giuliani : Former New York Drag Queen To Give Keynote Address at Republican National... Unconfirmed Sources (Satire) 05:32 27-Aug-08

John McCain "Thank God Liberals don't shoot people" Unconfirmed Sources (Satire) 04:51 27-Aug-08

 

Obama Assassination plot Foiled The Spoof (Satire) 04:13 27-Aug-08

Selena Gomez gets sanded at Miami's nude Haulover Beach The Spoof (Satire) 04:13 27-Aug-08

South Ossetia. Yodelling Llama (Satire) 02:25 27-Aug-08

Miley Cyrus strips in public! The Spoof (Satire) 01:09 27-Aug-08

British Boxer James DeGale Is Little Brother Of Big Brother Alex The Spoof (Satire) 22:11 26-Aug-08

 

Johnny Depp returns to Stupid School The Spoof (Satire) 22:11 26-Aug-08

Home Secretary bans Glitter The Spoof (Satire) 22:11 26-Aug-08

DeGeneres - Nigella Ruined My Wedding The Spoof (Satire) 22:11 26-Aug-08

Miley Cyrus and new Boyfriend are Judges! The Spoof (Satire) 22:11 26-Aug-08

Miley Cyrus is Black! The Spoof (Satire) 19:12 26-Aug-08

 

HEROES WELCOMED HOME BY CHEERING AD AGENCIES www.thedailymash.co.uk 09:19 26-Aug-08

PAXMAN TO BLACK-UP IN BID FOR PAY RISE www.thedailymash.co.uk 08:18 26-Aug-08

Miley Cyrus Kisses Penis! The Spoof (Satire) 07:14 26-Aug-08

Keith Urban Copyrights Hair Style The Spoof (Satire) 04:11 26-Aug-08

Amy Winehouse unveils new Oven The Spoof (Satire) 22:10 25-Aug-08

 

High School Musical star has surgery The Spoof (Satire) 22:10 25-Aug-08

Miley Cyrus launches own brand of see-through panties! The Spoof (Satire) 22:10 25-Aug-08

Olympic President Pissed Off With Usain Bolt The Spoof (Satire) 22:10 25-Aug-08

Miley Cyrus joins the US Marines - Taliban terrified! The Spoof (Satire) 22:10 25-Aug-08

Jack Nicholson livid at ex-CIA spook's Angelina Jolie, Sen John Edwards paternity claims The Spoof (Satire) 22:10 25-Aug-08

 

Johnny Depp Spends Time In Orlando The Spoof (Satire) 22:10 25-Aug-08

Roger Federer Visits Witch Doctor in Kenya The Spoof (Satire) 22:10 25-Aug-08

Nick Jonas in Chastity The Spoof (Satire) 22:10 25-Aug-08

France Dispatch - Internet Inderdit! Banterist 17:08 25-Aug-08

France Dispatch - Unfortunate Names Banterist 17:08 25-Aug-08

 

Olympic Taekwondo Cheating Scandal - War With China Looms The Spoof (Satire) 13:04 25-Aug-08

CAMERON ENJOYS PROPER HOLIDAY WITH TOFFS www.thedailymash.co.uk 10:15 25-Aug-08

CELEBRATE THE WEEKEND WITH FRESH BASIL AND PINE NUTS, SAYS OLIVER www.thedailymash.co.uk 09:21 25-Aug-08

I'LL FEED ANYTHING THAT MOVES, SAYS GARRAWAY www.thedailymash.co.uk 08:17 25-Aug-08

Olympic Mascots Save Stadium From Giant Phoenix Brainsnap 05:35 25-Aug-08

 

U.S. Military Funding Crystal Ball Research Unconfirmed Sources (Satire) 01:39 25-Aug-08