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Football confirmed as a team sport The Daily Mash (Satire)15:21 13-Jul-18
Celebrities avoided giving cash to Tories The Daily Mash (Satire)15:21 13-Jul-18
Most chimp gestures taking piss out of David Attenborough The Daily Mash (Satire)15:21 13-Jul-18
Dubai unveils Twatopolis The Daily Mash (Satire)15:21 13-Jul-18
Military defeat by Britain key to World Cup success The Daily Mash (Satire)15:21 13-Jul-18
Israel offers eight-second ceasefire The Daily Mash (Satire)13:51 13-Jul-18
Drogba returns to Chelsea to die The Daily Mash (Satire)13:01 13-Jul-18
84 per cent think WW1 was fought against Martians The Daily Mash (Satire)12:11 13-Jul-18
Riding Solo: The Oatsy Story The New Yorker12:04 13-Jul-18
Nation grinds to a halt to read Will Self essay The Daily Mash (Satire)11:21 13-Jul-18
People with trust funds think it’s normal The Daily Mash (Satire)11:11 13-Jul-18
‘Underclass’ delivering value for money The Daily Mash (Satire)11:11 13-Jul-18
He doesn’t even remember who I am, says sobbing Farage The Daily Mash (Satire)10:43 13-Jul-18
Kate Bush to lead audience away like a pied piper The Daily Mash (Satire)10:01 13-Jul-18
Rich Kids of Wetherspoon The Daily Mash (Satire)10:01 13-Jul-18
Brian Sewell’s transfer window round-up The Daily Mash (Satire)09:21 13-Jul-18
Pop-reggae thirst quenched for another 20 years The Daily Mash (Satire)09:21 13-Jul-18
Geese think they are hard The Daily Mash (Satire)09:21 13-Jul-18
Salmond still not sure what he means by ‘independence’ The Daily Mash (Satire)09:11 13-Jul-18
Police vow to stop Jack the Ripper before he kills again The Daily Mash (Satire)09:11 13-Jul-18
Scotland having some sort of referendum, apparently The Daily Mash (Satire)09:11 13-Jul-18
How is Trump planning to be a dick in the UK? The Daily Mash (Satire)08:51 13-Jul-18
Papa John’s Removes N-Word From Menus The Onion (Satire)20:10 12-Jul-18
Love On A Budget The Onion (Satire)16:08 12-Jul-18
Donald Trump coming to lift English spirits NewsThump (Satire)15:32 12-Jul-18
Today to feel like Wednesday The Daily Mash (Satire)13:06 12-Jul-18
Casting begins for ’12 Years a Scot’ The Daily Mash (Satire)13:06 12-Jul-18
Van Gaal calls for an end to numbers in football The Daily Mash (Satire)12:46 12-Jul-18
Earth hates Sting The Daily Mash (Satire)12:46 12-Jul-18
Cleese leaving UK due to running out of things to moan about The Daily Mash (Satire)12:06 12-Jul-18
Cheat Codes for Real Life The New Yorker12:06 12-Jul-18
Women who don’t like sex looking for new heartthrob The Daily Mash (Satire)11:46 12-Jul-18
Golf ‘not good’ The Daily Mash (Satire)11:46 12-Jul-18
How can you become a massively overpaid twat on TV? The Daily Mash (Satire)11:16 12-Jul-18
Alcoholic ‘just enjoying his own private Oktoberfest’ The Daily Mash (Satire)10:16 12-Jul-18
Black-eyed ghost child just wants scooter The Daily Mash (Satire)10:16 12-Jul-18
Vegan cat becoming totally unbearable The Daily Mash (Satire)09:35 12-Jul-18
Mum still confident we can win it The Daily Mash (Satire)08:55 12-Jul-18
Skin And Bare It The Onion (Satire)21:22 11-Jul-18
Eviction Notice All Business The Onion (Satire)16:01 11-Jul-18
Summer Fairy Tales for Parents The New Yorker12:07 11-Jul-18
Man’s puny exterior may mean he is extremely hard The Daily Mash (Satire)11:50 11-Jul-18
Trafalgar Square pigeons to defy smoking ban The Daily Mash (Satire)11:40 11-Jul-18
England game too personal to watch in front of anyone The Daily Mash (Satire)11:30 11-Jul-18
Welsh colleague not enjoying England games for some reason The Daily Mash (Satire)10:40 11-Jul-18
Sunderland fans to have memories wiped The Daily Mash (Satire)10:30 11-Jul-18
Tedious twat hopes England lose NewsThump (Satire)09:57 11-Jul-18
Kardashian photo breaks human spirit The Daily Mash (Satire)08:50 11-Jul-18
Vegetarians developing ‘pulled’ cabbage The Daily Mash (Satire)08:50 11-Jul-18
Scotland suddenly teeming with Croatia fans The Daily Mash (Satire)08:40 11-Jul-18
Man Followed Through The Spoof (Satire)01:03 11-Jul-18

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