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Jeremy Corbyn denies links to Dick Dastardly NewsThump (Satire)10:36 16-Aug-18
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Why Won't Trump Revoke Shrdlu's Security Clearance? The Spoof (Satire)07:04 16-Aug-18
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North, South Korea Agree To Summit In Pyongyang The Onion (Satire)21:00 15-Aug-18
Boris Johnson calls for ban on Ford Fiestas NewsThump (Satire)19:34 15-Aug-18
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Northern Grandma beats up entire Southern pub NewsThump (Satire)12:44 15-Aug-18
Apple Emotional Support The New Yorker12:09 15-Aug-18
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