NewsNow: Satire News | Every Source, Every Five Minutes, 24/7

	Satire

News@NewsNow

| Mobile | Feedback | Buy |

In the last half-hour

In photos: Arsenal beat Newcastle and pip Spurs to the Champions League AGAIN Anorak.co.uk 18:00

In the last 4 hours

Test Your Patriotism: how artists tested their value to the US in 1963 Anorak.co.uk 15:57

Shock as UKIP member’s Facebook page fails to mention any Jewish conspiracies NewsThump (Satire) 14:34

In the last 6 hours

Scrotums ‘furious’ over Nigel Farage comparisons NewsThump (Satire) 13:53

Video: 15 things you didn't know about David Moyes talkSPORT - Magazine (Satire) 13:10

Earlier today

13 signs that you're a Man United fan talkSPORT - Magazine (Satire) 10:09

In photos: David Beckham celebrates last match with an ashtray Anorak.co.uk 09:57

Nominative Determinism: Dr Unk arrested for drunk arriving Anorak.co.uk 09:11

Poultry farm rears a four-legged, two-bottomed chicken you can weigh in cats Anorak.co.uk 08:51

Madeleine McCann: the couple who heard a child crying at night and went to help Anorak.co.uk 07:53

Yesterday

Amanda Knox and that kiss: Italians weep and wail at death while Americans do the... Anorak.co.uk 18:49 18-May-13

NASA Fumes As Kepler Telescope Emancipates Himself The Spoof (Satire) 17:30 18-May-13

Just how close is Barack Obama to the KGB? The Spoof (Satire) 17:30 18-May-13

Hollywood Collector Pays $4,000,000 For Angelina Jolie's Breasts The Spoof (Satire) 17:30 18-May-13

Tim Tebow To Appear On Next Season's Dancing With The Stars The Spoof (Satire) 17:30 18-May-13

Gronk's Backside is Against the Wall The Spoof (Satire) 17:30 18-May-13

American Idol's Mariah Carey Blames Nicki Minaj For The Lip Syncing Rumor The Spoof (Satire) 17:30 18-May-13

Entire Minor League Baseball Team Suspended! The Spoof (Satire) 17:30 18-May-13

Kanye West Tells Kim Kardashian To Stop Gaining Weight, Already! The Spoof (Satire) 17:30 18-May-13

Cheryl Cole Admits She Has A New Intimate Tattoo The Spoof (Satire) 17:30 18-May-13

Cleaver craze gives under-pressure Obama the perfect distraction The Spoof (Satire) 17:30 18-May-13

Taboo Tastes of a Tubby Toddler The Spoof (Satire) 17:30 18-May-13

Star Trek Into Darkness: The Bloopers, Trivia, and Quotes The Spoof (Satire) 17:30 18-May-13

Miley Cyrus Buys The Biggest Bong In Existence The Spoof (Satire) 17:30 18-May-13

LeBron James of The Miami Heat Responds To The Gay Rumors The Spoof (Satire) 17:30 18-May-13

Farquar unravels plot at Walmart The Spoof (Satire) 17:30 18-May-13

Obama forced to use umbrella The Spoof (Satire) 17:30 18-May-13

1970s: Kellogg’s Sugar Smacks and “FREE DR Who Badges!” Anorak.co.uk 15:56 18-May-13

The Smiths’ Girlfriend in a Coma sung to the tune of Tiptoe through the Tulips Anorak.co.uk 15:02 18-May-13

Pigeons deliver KFC in Gaza Anorak.co.uk 14:57 18-May-13

Robber making escape hit by bus (video) Anorak.co.uk 14:03 18-May-13

How I Killed The Tiger – Being An Account of My Encounter With A Royal... Anorak.co.uk 09:54 18-May-13

Can a person’s physical strength dictate their politics? Yes Anorak.co.uk 09:00 18-May-13

20 new Maddie suspects help Detective Chief Superintendent Hamish Campbell retire in a blaze of... Anorak.co.uk 08:44 18-May-13

Mechanic threatened by man wielding large black dildo over ‘lost’ Mercedes-Benz Anorak.co.uk 08:34 18-May-13

Man set fire to neighbours’ home over refusal to mow lawn Anorak.co.uk 08:14 18-May-13

The weekend starts with misheard 90s lyrics! Anorak.co.uk 08:00 18-May-13

In the last 7 days

In photos: Indian Muslim Sufi devotees use sharp objects and self flagellate during the Urs... Anorak.co.uk 21:42 17-May-13

Bigot Pride in photos: Georgian Gay Pride march cut short after violent protest by hatted... Anorak.co.uk 20:51 17-May-13

In photos: The Hong Kong Bun Festival Anorak.co.uk 20:41 17-May-13

Watch the video of a stupid deer leaping through a bus window Anorak.co.uk 19:21 17-May-13

1951 manual: How To Use a Dial Telephone Anorak.co.uk 17:00 17-May-13

A man responds to a PR: dear Kacey-Lee… Anorak.co.uk 16:30 17-May-13

Men everywhere urge David Beckham to ‘let himself go a bit’ NewsThump (Satire) 16:18 17-May-13

‘No huge demand’ for Philip Hammond, insists gay community NewsThump (Satire) 14:48 17-May-13

Madeleine McCann detectives identify ‘potential suspects’ but won’t tell us how many or why Anorak.co.uk 13:39 17-May-13

Video: The rubbish Arsenal youngster who's a GOD on FIFA 13 talkSPORT - Magazine (Satire) 12:54 17-May-13

UKIP leader Nigel Farage looks like Joe E. Brown Anorak.co.uk 12:15 17-May-13

Scottish Nationalists attack Nigel Farage for being too much like them Anorak.co.uk 11:55 17-May-13

Male aggression caused by chafing thedailymash.co.uk (Satire) 11:35 17-May-13

New study reveals economy not improving; older men unable to afford lavish gifts for hot... The Spoof (Satire) 11:32 17-May-13

Walmart says breastfeeding is pornography Anorak.co.uk 11:19 17-May-13

Mrs Phillips in room seven thedailymash.co.uk (Satire) 10:55 17-May-13

Flopsy LeBron Plays Goliath on TV The Spoof (Satire) 10:39 17-May-13

Candice Glover of South Carolina Crowned The New American Idol! The Spoof (Satire) 10:39 17-May-13

Lindsay Lohan's Rehab Clinic Escape Plot Exposed! The Spoof (Satire) 10:39 17-May-13

Madonna Cannot Stand Nicki Minaj and Says She Belongs In The Circus The Spoof (Satire) 10:39 17-May-13

There's Trouble Looming In The Prince William - Kate Middleton Marriage The Spoof (Satire) 10:39 17-May-13

Doctor Who’s target audience is Stephen Hawking thedailymash.co.uk (Satire) 10:13 17-May-13

Farage attacked by Scottish Farage thedailymash.co.uk (Satire) 09:53 17-May-13

	Navigate site

Ad feedback

	Log in / FREE Registration

	News@NewsNow

A student taken hostage during a burglary has been accidentally shot and killed by police 12:19 19-May-13

A single lottery ticket has won £390 million, the largest Powerball jackpot in US history 09:51 19-May-13

Iran has reportedly hung two men convicted of spying for the CIA and Mossad 09:51 19-May-13

The EU is set to ban restaurants from serving olive oil in refillable jugs and dipping bowls 20:11 18-May-13

Fired Man City boss Roberto Mancini has paid tribute to fans with a full-page newspaper ad 19:59 18-May-13

Follow on:

	Top Stories (Last week)		zoom

Scottish Nationalists attack Nigel Farage for being too much like them
Anorak.co.uk 11:55 17-May-13

New study reveals economy not improving; older men unable to afford lavish gifts for hot...
The Spoof (Satire) 11:32 17-May-13

Farage attacked by Scottish Farage
thedailymash.co.uk (Satire) 09:53 17-May-13

Racism map reveals the world’s most and least racist places
Anorak.co.uk 22:43 16-May-13

Petrol prices ‘not caused by haunted pumps’
thedailymash.co.uk (Satire) 10:31 15-May-13

Oh good, feminism’s back, say men
thedailymash.co.uk (Satire) 09:10 15-May-13

Ahmed Angel might be the world’s greatest male model (epic photos)
Anorak.co.uk 00:24 14-May-13

This 1950s safety manual was called It’s Great to Be Alive! (aka: when bicycles attack!)
Anorak.co.uk 21:03 13-May-13

more...

Ad feedback

Current Affairs Satire