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Stephen Fry And Kevin Spacey Both Want To Be In Harry Potter The Spoof (Satire) 04:03

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Chinese Olympic gymnast is 14 - Proof! The Spoof (Satire) 22:04 21-Aug-08

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Hillary Clinton pulling ahead in penis fencing completion for Obama's V.P. pick The Spoof (Satire) 19:07 21-Aug-08

Federer Blames Gavin Rossdale For Loss Of Form The Spoof (Satire) 17:01 21-Aug-08

Liverpool Sign Barry George The Spoof (Satire) 15:45 21-Aug-08

X-Files Fans: "Even We Don't Believe This Crap!" The Spoof (Satire) 13:03 21-Aug-08

Hannah Montana Arrested For DUI The Spoof (Satire) 13:03 21-Aug-08

 

Clooney "Judy Finnigan's Tits have Ruined my Love Life" The Spoof (Satire) 13:03 21-Aug-08

Nick Jonas hasn't changed his underwear in almost a year! EPA to issue citation! The Spoof (Satire) 13:03 21-Aug-08

Zac Efron to play scientist famous astrophysicist Stephen Hawking in Film Biography The Spoof (Satire) 13:03 21-Aug-08

Bigfoot Group Claims They Are Wookies and Sues George Lucas for Star Wars Money The Spoof (Satire) 13:03 21-Aug-08

Swastika shaped UFO attacks Balmoral Castle The Spoof (Satire) 13:03 21-Aug-08

 

Gary Glitter lands in UK - signs up for Big Brother The Spoof (Satire) 13:03 21-Aug-08

ONE WOMAN'S WEEK: POLES APART www.thedailymash.co.uk 10:12 21-Aug-08

US AND POLAND SIGN DEATH TO POLAND AGREEMENT www.thedailymash.co.uk 09:19 21-Aug-08

SATAN FORCED TO SELL HEATHROW www.thedailymash.co.uk 09:19 21-Aug-08

Olympics Closing Ceremony To Include Ritual Animal Sacrifices The Spoof (Satire) 09:19 21-Aug-08

 

BROWN TO APPEAR IN HILARIOUS RECESSION VIDEO www.thedailymash.co.uk 08:16 21-Aug-08

Republicans Claim Affair Parity Following Edwards Admission Brainsnap 04:43 21-Aug-08

Keira Knightley Buys Christina Applegate's Boobs On Ebay The Spoof (Satire) 04:08 21-Aug-08

McCain Weighs in on Debate to Lower College Drinking Age Unconfirmed Sources (Satire) 02:11 21-Aug-08

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Chinese Olympic Committee Replaces Skilled Gymnasts With Slightly Less Skilled But Cuter Gymnasts The Spoof (Satire) 22:11 20-Aug-08

Harry Potter star Emma Watson discovers two lumps on her chest The Spoof (Satire) 22:11 20-Aug-08

Pitt And Jolie Don't Want The Adopted Ones Anymore The Spoof (Satire) 22:11 20-Aug-08

England vs Czech Republic: The day English Football finally lost its soul. The Spoof (Satire) 14:03 20-Aug-08

BRITISH CHILDREN TOO UGLY, SAYS GLITTER www.thedailymash.co.uk 10:15 20-Aug-08

 

Miley Cyrus has a new boyfriend! He can ride a bike and chew gum too! The Spoof (Satire) 10:03 20-Aug-08

I’VE TALKED MYSELF INTO TALKING US INTO A RECESSION, ADMITS ECONOMIST www.thedailymash.co.uk 09:08 20-Aug-08

NO WOMEN INVOLVED IN LATEST PANTYLINER ADVERT www.thedailymash.co.uk 08:15 20-Aug-08

New Olympic Scandal As Usain Bolt Discovered To Be A Cyberdyne Systems Model 101 The Spoof (Satire) 07:12 20-Aug-08

Best-worst Batman villains. Yodelling Llama (Satire) 06:07 20-Aug-08

 

Coxswain with artificial voice not allowed to compete at games The Spoof (Satire) 00:37 20-Aug-08

Zac Efron kicks the Jonas Brother's asses in bar room brawl! The Spoof (Satire) 00:37 20-Aug-08

Jade Goody furious with Christina Applegate The Spoof (Satire) 00:37 20-Aug-08

Thaksin Shinawatra Becomes Victim Of Thai Ice Age The Spoof (Satire) 22:46 19-Aug-08

Barack Obama Announces Vice President The Spoof (Satire) 22:46 19-Aug-08

 

Scientist will Conduct Experiments with Hurricane Fay The Spoof (Satire) 22:46 19-Aug-08

Merrill Lynch Is Not Going Under The Spoof (Satire) 22:04 19-Aug-08

Al Gore, Britney Spears in Dukes of Hazzard II The Spoof (Satire) 22:04 19-Aug-08

Embarassing malady strikes teen star Selena Gomez! The Spoof (Satire) 22:04 19-Aug-08

2008 Olympic Cycling Chaos As Mens 4000m Keirin Won By Durney Bike The Spoof (Satire) 21:22 19-Aug-08

 

George Michael Lottery Ticket Turns Up In Jeans At Charity Shop The Spoof (Satire) 21:22 19-Aug-08

Norway admits it thought Eurovision Song Contest supported whaling The Spoof (Satire) 21:22 19-Aug-08

Obama chooses VP running mate today! The Spoof (Satire) 21:22 19-Aug-08

George Clooney Former Girlfriend Claims Men Threatened By Superstar Not To Befriend Her The Spoof (Satire) 21:22 19-Aug-08

Britney Spears To Donate Eggs For Darfur The Spoof (Satire) 21:22 19-Aug-08

 

Pamela Anderson New Reality TV Show One Continual Sex Orgy The Spoof (Satire) 21:22 19-Aug-08

'Man with World's Largest Penis' wins Olympic Pole Vault gold medal! The Spoof (Satire) 21:22 19-Aug-08

Dressage "as Dull As Golf Itself" Chase me ladies, I'm in the cavalry (Weblog) 17:57 19-Aug-08

"Epic Blunder" Destroys Ballot Box Office Unconfirmed Sources (Satire) 14:51 19-Aug-08

BRITAIN SHIT AGAIN www.thedailymash.co.uk 10:10 19-Aug-08

 

NEW PHOTO-SHOOT REVEALS GAPING, SOULLESS VOID AT CENTRE OF KATIE PRICE www.thedailymash.co.uk 09:13 19-Aug-08

PHELPS TAKES ENORMOUS DUMP www.thedailymash.co.uk 08:08 19-Aug-08

Denver Police Raid "Operation Chaos" Training Camp Rush Limbaugh Wounded and Arrested Unconfirmed Sources (Satire) 17:32 18-Aug-08

Sex in Space The Sleaze (Satire) 14:39 18-Aug-08

Harry Potter Star Daniel Radcliffe 'Hung Like A Horse' The Spoof (Satire) 12:04 18-Aug-08

 

Usain Bolt In Possible Medal-Stripping Scandal The Spoof (Satire) 12:04 18-Aug-08

Windows System 7 'nothing like' Macintosh System 7 says Ballmer The Spoof (Satire) 12:04 18-Aug-08

Bigfoot Trackers Find Bigfoot Costume in Georgia Mountains The Spoof (Satire) 12:04 18-Aug-08

Big Foot Myth Shattered The Spoof (Satire) 10:33 18-Aug-08