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Onion Fact Checks: President Trump’s Press Conference The Onion (Satire) 21:45 17-Feb-17
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Name one of our songs, Coldplay challenge audience The Daily Mash (Satire) 12:13 17-Feb-17
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Blair to die for our sins The Daily Mash (Satire) 10:13 17-Feb-17
Donald Trump bans all immigrants from La La Land NewsThump (Satire) 10:06 17-Feb-17
Luke Shaw given two-week fine for behaviour in Mourinho's dream FourFourTwo - Funny (Satire) 09:54 17-Feb-17
Satirists now held to higher standards than politicians NewsThump (Satire) 09:26 17-Feb-17
Melania Trump to give it another month before unpacking NewsThump (Satire) 09:06 17-Feb-17
Bits of Widsom from the White House The Spoof (Satire) 00:06 17-Feb-17
Kim Jong Un Has Ten More Brothers in Hiding The Spoof (Satire) 00:06 17-Feb-17
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