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Lady Gaga Insists Her Tata's Have Not Been Surgically Enhanced The Spoof (Satire) 21:30 6-Feb-12

Iran bans The Simpsons, they're too pornographic! The Spoof (Satire) 21:30 6-Feb-12

Madonna Embalmer Awarded Super Bowl MVP The Spoof (Satire) 19:29 6-Feb-12

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez Spotted At The Super Bowl - He Was Cheering For... The Spoof (Satire) 16:41 6-Feb-12

Real Madonna Appears At Superbowl Halftime Show, Smokes Weed The Spoof (Satire) 16:41 6-Feb-12

Parents rush to send children hurtling down snow-covered hills NewsThump (Satire) 13:31 6-Feb-12

No-one knows who’s buying cupcakes The News Grind (Satire) 12:26 6-Feb-12

Dickens biographers ‘lack ability to understand modern children’ NewsThump (Satire) 11:59 6-Feb-12

Liverpool replace Andy Carroll with old fridge-freezer NewsThump (Satire) 10:53 6-Feb-12

Dickens no longer relevant to thieving street orphans thedailymash.co.uk (Satire) 10:31 6-Feb-12

Mitt Romney's houses burned down - 'very poor people blamed' The Spoof (Satire) 09:36 6-Feb-12

Rob Pattinson's Latest Movie "James Bond - Doing The Do In Dubai" Also Stars The... The Spoof (Satire) 09:36 6-Feb-12

Super Bowl team news: Tim Tebow and David Beckham late additions to squads. The Spoof (Satire) 09:36 6-Feb-12

Spoof website expects record traffic due to Super Bowl advert The Spoof (Satire) 09:36 6-Feb-12

Prohibition Of Sugar Beginning January 1st, 2013 - Stay Puft Marshmallow Man In Sugar Induced... The Spoof (Satire) 09:36 6-Feb-12

Superbowl Suicide Bomber Story Causes Homeland Security Keyword Intelligence Computer To Crash The Spoof (Satire) 09:36 6-Feb-12

Disneyland Australia The Spoof (Satire) 09:36 6-Feb-12

Google kicks Queen in the face thedailymash.co.uk (Satire) 09:15 6-Feb-12

Chelsea-Man U 'a great advert for atheism' thedailymash.co.uk (Satire) 09:04 6-Feb-12

Snow continues to be the same thedailymash.co.uk (Satire) 08:52 6-Feb-12

Cash-for-honours probe "jeopardising" bird flu crisis plan DeadBrain (Satire) 01:09 6-Feb-12

In Brief: Muslims boycott Danish goods, bacon sales unaffected DeadBrain (Satire) 01:09 6-Feb-12

Breaking News: Ellen MacArthur refused entry to UK DeadBrain (Satire) 01:09 6-Feb-12

Dubya's Week: Where are them WMDs? DeadBrain (Satire) 01:09 6-Feb-12

Powell presents evidence that Iraq has oil DeadBrain (Satire) 01:09 6-Feb-12

Mullet: Future Undecided DeadBrain (Satire) 01:09 6-Feb-12

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A Very Depressed Jennifer Aniston Fears That Justin Theroux Is Getting Ready To Dump Her The Spoof (Satire) 10:34 5-Feb-12

Greece Must Bend Over for the Money The Spoof (Satire) 10:34 5-Feb-12

Russia Announces New Mentos And Soft Drink Powered Flight To The Moon The Spoof (Satire) 10:34 5-Feb-12

Kate Gosselin Finding Comfort and Joy In The Arms of Maksim Chmerkovskiy of Dancing With... The Spoof (Satire) 10:34 5-Feb-12

NFL Grounds Madonna For Super Bowl: FAA Found Her Bat Wings Structurally Unsound The Spoof (Satire) 10:34 5-Feb-12

Ghost of Dead Conservative Couple Following Mitt Romney Around The Spoof (Satire) 10:34 5-Feb-12

Rumors of A Romantic Involvement Between Johnny Depp and Lindsay Lohan Rock The Set of... The Spoof (Satire) 10:34 5-Feb-12

$15 Trillion Super Bowl Bet Would Wipe Out The National Debt The Spoof (Satire) 20:38 4-Feb-12

President Obama to sing at The Superbowl The Spoof (Satire) 20:38 4-Feb-12

FBI probes an anonymous elephant The Spoof (Satire) 20:38 4-Feb-12

Catholic Leaders Protest Sex-Abuse Investigations- "These Traumatic Surprise Intrusions Violate Our Privacy" The Spoof (Satire) 20:38 4-Feb-12

The Wee People May Take Home Sterling Silver Football The Spoof (Satire) 20:38 4-Feb-12

Trump Wants To Hire Jedi Masters, As Romney Vows To Complicate Government The Spoof (Satire) 20:07 4-Feb-12

President Obama and Former President Bush - Investigated For DWI The Spoof (Satire) 20:07 4-Feb-12

Punxsutawney Phil's Proven Power to Portend Powers Profits for a Plethora of Companies The Spoof (Satire) 20:07 4-Feb-12

Condoleezza Rice Voted World's Sexiest Woman The Spoof (Satire) 16:36 4-Feb-12

US outlaws satire: too hard to understand; primaries enough The Spoof (Satire) 16:36 4-Feb-12

It Looks Like Madonna Has Her Super Bowl XLVI Halftime Lip Syncing Performance Down To... The Spoof (Satire) 11:35 4-Feb-12

Adam Lambert to Take Over from Queen The Spoof (Satire) 08:39 4-Feb-12

White House Pimps And Obama Czars Not Included In New Job Numbers The Spoof (Satire) 08:39 4-Feb-12

Pennsylvania Government Imposes Unconstitutional New Exhaust Regulations The Spoof (Satire) 00:36 4-Feb-12

Mitt Romney: The Poor Don't Know How Hard It Is To Be Filthy Rich The Spoof (Satire) 00:36 4-Feb-12

Kate Middleton accepts England cricket offer, will open in next Test The News Grind (Satire) 16:30 3-Feb-12

Chavez OKs New Venezuela Disneyland The Spoof (Satire) 14:37 3-Feb-12

The Twilight Saga Midnight Sun The Spoof (Satire) 14:37 3-Feb-12

Time/space travel a reality admits United Nations The Spoof (Satire) 14:37 3-Feb-12

Barstuck's to Begin Serving Medicinal Marijuana for Happy Hour The Spoof (Satire) 13:47 3-Feb-12

John Terry stripped of Captain Shagger title by FA NewsThump (Satire) 13:20 3-Feb-12

Trump shoots Romney in the face thedailymash.co.uk (Satire) 13:13 3-Feb-12

Lana Del Ray axed from the Superbowl The Spoof (Satire) 12:37 3-Feb-12

TV Choice: Hitler’s Emus is our pick of the weekend’s telly The News Grind (Satire) 11:21 3-Feb-12

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