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Japanese Commuters Riot As Train Leaves Early Again The Spoof (Satire)22:03 18-May-18
Standing in a betting shop made women want me (Satire)13:14 18-May-18
Kim Jong-Un Threatens To Pull Out Of Nuclear Summit The Onion (Satire)20:13 17-May-18
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Mother’s Day Card Finally Arrives The Onion (Satire)16:38 17-May-18
Chocolate Spill Covers Highway In Poland The Onion (Satire)15:42 17-May-18
Oscar Meyer Introduces New Wiener Mobility Scooter The Onion (Satire)15:22 17-May-18
Houseguest Given Entire Rundown On Input 1, Input 2 The Onion (Satire)15:22 17-May-18
Man into chivalry reminded he’s not a f**king knight The Daily Mash (Satire)12:47 17-May-18

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