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Scientists Are Quitting Like Crazy The Spoof (Satire) 16:07 29-May-17
Bad Boys of Politics Release Musical Album The Spoof (Satire) 16:07 29-May-17
Thanks to Bic even women can light a candle 15:59 29-May-17
Val Kilmer Gets In Shape For Top Gun 2 The Spoof (Satire) 13:05 29-May-17
Meals on Wheels is Feeding People The Spoof (Satire) 13:05 29-May-17
Trumps "Peace Through War" Policy Wins Nobel War Prize The Spoof (Satire) 13:05 29-May-17
Shep excitedly wagging his tail inside the Pearly Gates NewsThump (Satire) 12:42 29-May-17
Romanian gang teaches mice to steal The Spoof (Satire) 10:35 29-May-17
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Here is a whale creating a rainbow. Enjoy. 11:50 28-May-17
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Salma Hayek’s Pizza Hell 08:05 28-May-17
Robocallers are "Domestic Terrorists" The Spoof (Satire) 22:04 27-May-17
Twin Peaks: the recipe for cherry pie 21:09 27-May-17
Arsenal legend John Terry proudly hoists FA Cup NewsThump (Satire) 20:30 27-May-17
Idiot really chuffed with his sunburn The Daily Mash (Satire) 10:24 27-May-17
Peyton Manning caught in the act The Spoof (Satire) 07:12 27-May-17
Trump Announces New Foreign Tour to Begin Immediately The Spoof (Satire) 22:10 26-May-17
Time's Up, ol' Timer The Spoof (Satire) 22:10 26-May-17
Trump planning "Trail of Tears Like None Other" The Spoof (Satire) 22:10 26-May-17
Gianforte Wins Special Election The Onion (Satire) 20:51 26-May-17
Best Sports Stadiums The Onion (Satire) 20:41 26-May-17
Bo Obama Addresses Graduates Of Dayton Obedience School The Onion (Satire) 18:51 26-May-17
Melania Trump seeks asylum in Sicily NewsThump (Satire) 15:53 26-May-17
LBC finds final solution to Katie Hopkins problem NewsThump (Satire) 12:12 26-May-17
It was an actual snake, reveals LBC The Daily Mash (Satire) 11:59 26-May-17
Men get their horrible legs out The Daily Mash (Satire) 11:29 26-May-17
Boris gives UN speech with penis poking out of trousers NewsThump (Satire) 09:52 26-May-17
Trump understanding as much of G7 summit as a dog would The Daily Mash (Satire) 09:49 26-May-17
Temperature perfect for one minute at 9.19am The Daily Mash (Satire) 09:28 26-May-17
MSNBC Most Popular Cable News Network The Onion (Satire) 06:07 26-May-17
Instagram Worst Social Network For Mental Health The Onion (Satire) 19:56 25-May-17
How To Get Ready For Summer The Onion (Satire) 17:35 25-May-17
LMFAO: the brilliant Pope meets Trump gif 17:19 25-May-17
Just Who Are The Trumps, Exactly? The Onion (Satire) 17:15 25-May-17
‘Star Wars’ Turns 40 The Onion (Satire) 16:55 25-May-17
Twitter Co-Founder Apologizes For Role In 2016 Election The Onion (Satire) 14:15 25-May-17
Woman realises she's slept with at least four Tories The Daily Mash (Satire) 11:36 25-May-17
Sam Allardyce to destroy ISIS NewsThump (Satire) 11:26 25-May-17

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