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Endangered animals ‘guilty of poor financial planning’ The Daily Mash (Satire) 12:47 27-Oct-16
Homeless man looking a bit down today for some reason The Daily Mash (Satire) 10:37 27-Oct-16
Ask Holly: What’s everyone’s problem? The Daily Mash (Satire) 10:37 27-Oct-16
Pointless winner won’t let £500 prize change his life The Daily Mash (Satire) 10:37 27-Oct-16
Lesser-Known Celebrity Contract Riders The Onion (Satire) 06:09 27-Oct-16
Study: Small Lies Lead To Bigger Lies Over Time The Onion (Satire) 06:09 27-Oct-16
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Hillary Clinton announces she sees dead people The Spoof (Satire) 22:36 26-Oct-16
Jesus Makes a Confession: " I messed up…" The Spoof (Satire) 22:36 26-Oct-16
Hillary leads Trump in dead fetuses and dead people The Spoof (Satire) 22:06 26-Oct-16
Trump's Revenge The Spoof (Satire) 22:06 26-Oct-16
Willie Nelson & VA. Gov. Should Be In Prison The Spoof (Satire) 22:06 26-Oct-16
Presidential candidates abducted during rally The Spoof (Satire) 22:06 26-Oct-16
Bill Belichick to Quarterback Game 4 The Spoof (Satire) 22:06 26-Oct-16
Nice painting "Looks Like Jesus" The Spoof (Satire) 22:06 26-Oct-16
American Military Creates Second Earth The Spoof (Satire) 22:06 26-Oct-16
Women Work 39 More Days Per Year Than Men The Onion (Satire) 20:36 26-Oct-16
Most Likely Candidates For Trump’s Cabinet The Onion (Satire) 17:06 26-Oct-16
Stop calling them Boris bikes, demand Santander NewsThump (Satire) 15:00 26-Oct-16
Bob Dylan Refusing To Accept Nobel Prize The Onion (Satire) 14:36 26-Oct-16
We have principles but they’re incredibly weird, say Tory MPs The Daily Mash (Satire) 12:40 26-Oct-16
Worker self-destructs career by eating lunch at 11.57am The Daily Mash (Satire) 12:40 26-Oct-16
Ken Loach film criticised for lack of dancing chimney sweeps The Daily Mash (Satire) 10:39 26-Oct-16
Mourinho downgraded to Adequate One The Daily Mash (Satire) 10:39 26-Oct-16
Big fat cat is totally body-confident The Daily Mash (Satire) 10:39 26-Oct-16
Brexiters struggling to think of anyone they like The Daily Mash (Satire) 10:39 26-Oct-16
Government to approve any bullshit that sounds impressive The Daily Mash (Satire) 10:39 26-Oct-16
How Restaurants Are Making Children’s Meals Healthier The Onion (Satire) 06:05 26-Oct-16
UN Names Wonder Woman As Ambassador The Onion (Satire) 20:41 25-Oct-16
10 Crazy Football Boots That Should Have Never Left The Design Room FourFourTwo - Funny (Satire) 16:52 25-Oct-16
Trump’s Childhood Home Up For Auction The Onion (Satire) 16:50 25-Oct-16
MUSLIM refugees somehow not keen on settling in FRANCE NewsThump (Satire) 14:14 25-Oct-16
Man who is quite good at guitar thinks he’s amazing The Daily Mash (Satire) 12:36 25-Oct-16
Gamer preferred Lara Croft with fewer polygons The Daily Mash (Satire) 12:36 25-Oct-16
Mother politely asked to breastfeed in skip The Daily Mash (Satire) 12:36 25-Oct-16
Wayne Rooney’s downturn in form blamed on Brexit NewsThump (Satire) 11:54 25-Oct-16
Al-Hasawi ready to sell Forest, as long as he keeps name and ground FourFourTwo - Funny (Satire) 11:40 25-Oct-16
Calais migrants relocated to UK’s fevered imagination The Daily Mash (Satire) 10:35 25-Oct-16
Tyre fitter used to be fairly well-known rave MC The Daily Mash (Satire) 10:35 25-Oct-16
Woman shunned by friends for liking aerobics The Daily Mash (Satire) 10:35 25-Oct-16
I thought I was joining Man City, admits Pogba The Daily Mash (Satire) 10:35 25-Oct-16
Top 5 Most Stressful Jobs The Onion (Satire) 06:08 25-Oct-16
Cake Just Sitting There The Onion (Satire) 06:08 25-Oct-16
All Hallows’ Peeve The Onion (Satire) 05:08 25-Oct-16
Your Horoscopes — Week Of October 25, 2016 The Onion (Satire) 23:46 24-Oct-16

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