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Government to reduce crime by redefining it NewsThump (Satire) 09:35 20-Oct-17
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World’s leading sociopath fails empathy hurdle NewsThump (Satire) 12:57 19-Oct-17
Theresa May emails EU citizens with chores rota The Daily Mash (Satire) 12:46 19-Oct-17
Everyone who reviewed product online was talking bollocks The Daily Mash (Satire) 11:56 19-Oct-17
Cat gets disappointing reception at house where he used to live The Daily Mash (Satire) 11:06 19-Oct-17
Teacher made to cry during anti-bullying talk The Daily Mash (Satire) 10:15 19-Oct-17
Sam Malvaney’s lovely Museum of Bad Taste Anorak.co.uk 10:08 19-Oct-17
Cash machine expects pat on the back for not charging you The Daily Mash (Satire) 09:15 19-Oct-17
Boris Johnson arrested for torturing a metaphor NewsThump (Satire) 08:56 19-Oct-17
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