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Shield Your Eyes The Onion (Satire) 20:27 21-Jul-17
O.J. Simpson Granted Parole The Onion (Satire) 19:47 21-Jul-17
Lovelorn App Aches To Know Your Location The Onion (Satire) 18:57 21-Jul-17
Wormtail quits as White House press secretary NewsThump (Satire) 17:50 21-Jul-17
Germany jumps into the future The Spoof (Satire) 16:04 21-Jul-17
What eclipse? "The Great Solar Eclipse Hoax of 2017" The Spoof (Satire) 16:04 21-Jul-17
Women's Groups want Rapeseed Renamed The Spoof (Satire) 16:04 21-Jul-17
Bed allegedly commits assault The Spoof (Satire) 16:04 21-Jul-17
Town of 'Nice' Has Unusual Crime Spree The Spoof (Satire) 16:04 21-Jul-17
AI Making It Easier To Falsify Video Evidence The Onion (Satire) 15:37 21-Jul-17
Vow to not give toddler iPad lasts 78 seconds The Daily Mash (Satire) 09:58 21-Jul-17
Vince Cable emerges from epic, seven-year sulk NewsThump (Satire) 09:27 21-Jul-17
OJ Simpson to run for president The Daily Mash (Satire) 09:08 21-Jul-17
Brexit does not necessarily mean Brexit, says May The Daily Mash (Satire) 08:48 21-Jul-17
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BBC to launch 24-hour rolling Jeremy Corbyn channel NewsThump (Satire) 17:02 20-Jul-17
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Queen flattens Canada's Governor General with elbow to the chin The Daily Mash (Satire) 12:10 20-Jul-17
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Facebook told to piss off with the 'Friendversary' thing The Daily Mash (Satire) 11:00 20-Jul-17
Whatever happened to nunchucks? asks Britain The Daily Mash (Satire) 10:09 20-Jul-17
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First Female ‘Doctor Who’ Announced The Onion (Satire) 22:43 19-Jul-17
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