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Ways To Sneak Exercise Into Your Daily Routine The Onion (Satire) 22:39 27-Mar-17
Girls Banned From Flight For Wearing Leggings The Onion (Satire) 22:09 27-Mar-17
UK's most tattooed man finds Troy Deeney's stolen Lamborghini FourFourTwo - Funny (Satire) 18:51 27-Mar-17
Ghana video analyst ends bizarre seven-week hotel sit-in FourFourTwo - Funny (Satire) 18:41 27-Mar-17
Depressed Crab Stays Buried Under Sand Until 2 P.M. The Onion (Satire) 17:39 27-Mar-17
Parrots Support Theory That Laughter Is Contagious The Onion (Satire) 17:29 27-Mar-17
Earth Ranked Number One Party Planet The Onion (Satire) 17:18 27-Mar-17
Unisex Clothes That Are Unflattering On Every Gender Reductress (Satire) 16:43 27-Mar-17
Report: Catcher’s Hand Hurts The Onion (Satire) 16:28 27-Mar-17
No-one surprised to discover strange colleague was homeschooled The Daily Mash (Satire) 11:27 27-Mar-17
Artist turns the dead into pencils Anorak.co.uk 10:30 27-Mar-17
Cultural thing weirdly not in London The Daily Mash (Satire) 10:17 27-Mar-17
Perfectly good slice of bread ruined by Marmite NewsThump (Satire) 09:29 27-Mar-17
Nobody believes woman is time traveller from an hour ago The Daily Mash (Satire) 08:47 27-Mar-17
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Ryan Urges Trump to Resign The Spoof (Satire) 22:12 26-Mar-17
CDC Report Leaked: Rabies In The White House The Spoof (Satire) 22:12 26-Mar-17
Feds Round Up Melania After Immigration Raid The Spoof (Satire) 22:12 26-Mar-17
Earth to Become One Giant Candyland The Spoof (Satire) 22:12 26-Mar-17
Dad wishes daughter happy birthday via LinkedIn The Daily Mash (Satire) 12:00 26-Mar-17
Clothes enter fifth day in washing machine The Daily Mash (Satire) 11:36 26-Mar-17
Unfunny Facebook comment 'liked' out of years of friendship The Daily Mash (Satire) 11:37 25-Mar-17
Tips For A Safe Spring Break The Onion (Satire) 23:03 24-Mar-17
Hipster hated Love Actually before it was cool NewsThump (Satire) 18:53 24-Mar-17
Top 10 Spring Break Destinations The Onion (Satire) 17:51 24-Mar-17
Fashion Week Diversity Improving The Onion (Satire) 15:50 24-Mar-17

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