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Dad breaks 10-hour silence to recommend using the M69 The Daily Mash (Satire) 12:22 19-Feb-17
Trump administration enjoys first catastrophe-free hour NewsThump (Satire) 11:16 19-Feb-17
Dutch Moroccans take to hiding in Anne Frank’s house NewsThump (Satire) 11:16 19-Feb-17
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Blair to die for our sins The Daily Mash (Satire) 10:13 17-Feb-17
Donald Trump bans all immigrants from La La Land NewsThump (Satire) 10:06 17-Feb-17
Luke Shaw given two-week fine for behaviour in Mourinho's dream FourFourTwo - Funny (Satire) 09:54 17-Feb-17
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Judges ‘undermining the constitutional role of tabloids’ The Daily Mash (Satire) 12:18 16-Feb-17
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Thrilled Wenger says Arsenal finally as good as Barcelona FourFourTwo - Funny (Satire) 11:56 16-Feb-17
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