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Veiled Threat The Onion (Satire) 21:25 29-Aug-16
Weiner Caught In New Sext Scandal The Onion (Satire) 20:54 29-Aug-16
What Is The Alt-Right? The Onion (Satire) 19:54 29-Aug-16
Crisis in the Clinton Campaign The Spoof (Satire) 19:05 29-Aug-16
Suicide Bombers, Meet the "Bomburkalizer" The Spoof (Satire) 19:05 29-Aug-16
Obama Admits Birthers Got It Right, Italians Celebrate The Spoof (Satire) 19:05 29-Aug-16
Monica For President Campaign Gathers Momentum The Spoof (Satire) 19:05 29-Aug-16
Trumps Emails Said To Be Hacked By Nigerian 'Prince' The Spoof (Satire) 19:05 29-Aug-16
Aunt On Facebook Casually Advocates War Crime The Onion (Satire) 17:52 29-Aug-16
The Week In Pictures – Week Of August 29, 2016 The Onion (Satire) 16:21 29-Aug-16
Caffeine Tolerance Might Be Genetic The Onion (Satire) 15:10 29-Aug-16
Public marriage proposal wins woman’s heart with intimidation The Daily Mash (Satire) 12:16 29-Aug-16
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Goalkeeper at five-a-side looks suspiciously like Joe Hart The Daily Mash (Satire) 12:17 28-Aug-16
Theresa May successfully achieves convincing smile NewsThump (Satire) 11:08 27-Aug-16
French insist Judge Dredd removes his helmet NewsThump (Satire) 10:58 27-Aug-16
Robotic Dolls Linked To Higher Pregnancy Rate The Onion (Satire) 21:24 26-Aug-16
How Obamacare Can Be Improved The Onion (Satire) 20:24 26-Aug-16
Chelsea’s new ground held up by bats Anorak.co.uk 18:44 26-Aug-16
Somerset police seek man who urinated in River Anorak.co.uk 15:53 26-Aug-16
Tyra Banks To Teach MBA Class On Personal Branding The Onion (Satire) 15:30 26-Aug-16
Empty Inner Tube Ominously Exits Mouth Of Lazy River The Onion (Satire) 15:30 26-Aug-16
Corbyn incompetence just to wind up Owen Smith The Daily Mash (Satire) 14:21 26-Aug-16
Annual Labour brewery piss-up in danger of cancellation NewsThump (Satire) 10:59 26-Aug-16
NHS to go underground by 2020 The Daily Mash (Satire) 10:20 26-Aug-16
Parents of GCSE failure delighted at reward savings The Daily Mash (Satire) 10:20 26-Aug-16
Nation considers culling generation of GCSE failures NewsThump (Satire) 09:18 26-Aug-16
Olympic athletes forced to live in Brazilian slums The Spoof (Satire) 22:05 25-Aug-16
Government Slams High Cost Of EpiPens The Onion (Satire) 21:16 25-Aug-16
A Primer On Everyday Sexism The Onion (Satire) 16:03 25-Aug-16
Tips For Running A Clean Campaign The Onion (Satire) 15:52 25-Aug-16
Ramen Now Most Popular Prison Currency The Onion (Satire) 15:42 25-Aug-16
Disappointed racist can’t get anyone kicked off flight The Daily Mash (Satire) 12:13 25-Aug-16
‘You, too, can destroy your own country,’ Farage tells US The Daily Mash (Satire) 12:13 25-Aug-16

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