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Obama Commutes 330 Sentences On Last Day In Office The Onion (Satire) 22:09 20-Jan-17
President Donald Trump: The First 100 Days The Onion (Satire) 22:09 20-Jan-17
Trump confirms this is going to be completely f**king insane The Daily Mash (Satire) 18:22 20-Jan-17
Black Man Out Of Work The Onion (Satire) 17:58 20-Jan-17
Van Basten reveals radical plan to save football, includes monkeys FourFourTwo - Funny (Satire) 17:10 20-Jan-17
Jimmy Carter Contemplating Dying Right Here And Now The Onion (Satire) 16:27 20-Jan-17
McDonald’s Unveils New Big Mac Sizes The Onion (Satire) 15:37 20-Jan-17
Final section of pre-apocalypse montage filmed at 5pm today The Daily Mash (Satire) 12:21 20-Jan-17
The Donald Trump Death Cult is open 11:59 20-Jan-17
Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse make final checks NewsThump (Satire) 11:05 20-Jan-17
Van Gaal announces plan to spend sabbatical antagonising Mourinho FourFourTwo - Funny (Satire) 10:27 20-Jan-17
‘Fake news’ to be delightful and fun The Daily Mash (Satire) 10:21 20-Jan-17
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The Pros And Cons Of Early Retirement The Onion (Satire) 21:52 19-Jan-17
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Trump to Jump Sharks at Inauguration The Spoof (Satire) 15:11 19-Jan-17
Berlin to send back thousands of British hipsters The Daily Mash (Satire) 12:27 19-Jan-17
New Glastonbury to have turnip-growing contest and pig races The Daily Mash (Satire) 12:27 19-Jan-17
Southern Rail threatens return to ‘full service’ The Daily Mash (Satire) 10:26 19-Jan-17
Barack Obama is President of the United States The Daily Mash (Satire) 10:26 19-Jan-17
ACA Enrollment Highest In States That Voted Trump The Onion (Satire) 22:08 18-Jan-17
5 Things To Know About Betsy DeVos The Onion (Satire) 22:08 18-Jan-17
"Pussy Riot" to Perform at Trump's Inauguration The Spoof (Satire) 21:09 18-Jan-17
Now That Trump is President, Canada Wants a Wall Too The Spoof (Satire) 21:09 18-Jan-17
Ellen's Shocking Micro-aggressions The Spoof (Satire) 21:09 18-Jan-17
Trump Appoints Hannibal Lector To Head War Dep't The Spoof (Satire) 21:09 18-Jan-17
Johnny Manziel, Tim Tebow To Star In New Reality Show The Spoof (Satire) 21:09 18-Jan-17
5 Things To Watch For At Trump’s Inauguration The Onion (Satire) 15:47 18-Jan-17
8 Men Own As Much Wealth As Half The World The Onion (Satire) 15:17 18-Jan-17

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